So wrong

It is so wrong that I know the drive-thru workers for both 1st and 2nd shifts at McDonalds. It's even more wrong that they know me and barely wait for me to get the words out for what I want. I thought the manager that took my order today was going to have heart failure when I "randomly" decided to go with a breakfast bagel versus my usual "unrandom" *cough* breakfast burrito!