27 September 2004

Nasty Horrible Beastly Intolerable Flour Bugs
Did God really create these things? They must have come with the Fall of Man because I see no purpose for them except to waste Lysol on them. Lots and lots of Lysol. I lost my Rye, Wheat, and Pastry flour to them. I also lost a box of Bisquick to them, but I was more enraged over the loss of the other flour. I'm not even sure why we have Bisquick, to be honest. The survivors of the Flour Bugs of Doom were my White, Bread, Cake and Pasta flour.

The transition to airtight canisters is clearly a necessity.

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