Officially Retired!
I am considered offically retired by the company that paid for my Bachelors at the ripe old age of 25 years old. I received my papers with the vast income I'll receive monthly beginning in 2044: $76.74. Wow. I have the good fortune, however, to have less than $5,000 in retirement benefits since I was only vested for 2.5 years, so I get the cash-out option with 20% FICA reduction. Last year I got to cash out my progress sharing there. I hated working there, but it seems to be treating me well. Rock on!