OH!
I forgot to mention...only four pits of hell to cover before graduation from Purgatory. While my sins are probably extensive, I never thought they were this bad. Perhaps it's the fact that I'm just SICK OF SCHOOL! Maybe it's the non-existent break between getting my Bachelors with stupid people and getting my Masters with even stupider people. I think the more educated people get, the stupider they act. Just a hypothesis. It may not be true, but I've got about six years of experience proving that theory correct.